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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 16:58:19 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape
Keith Lee
Height - 6'3"
Weight - 340
Reach - 78"
Dijak
Height - 6'7"
Weight - 270
Reach - 81"
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 17:17:15 GMT -6
These two have fought the world over. Including matches in NEW, AAW, Beyond, Evolve, NXT, PWG, WrestleCircus and tony316pr's facility in Berwyn..... just to name a few.
At least one of their matches have been given the coveted 5-Star from Big Guns Dave Meltzer.
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 17:21:34 GMT -6
Keith Lee is out first and makes his way to the ring with Juicy by Notorious B.I.G. thundering throughout the Amphitheatre.
Dijak is next as Whitesnake's Judgment Day bellows.
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 17:22:50 GMT -6
The crowd is a bit restless as this card has now been going on for approximately 24 hours.  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 17:56:42 GMT -6
The two finally come face to face. Referee Rick Knox calls for the bell. Dijak backs up into the ropes to create a little momentum for himself, bounces off the rope and makes a beeline for Lee. The two collide. Despite the Dijak momentum, Keith Lee doesn't budge upon contact.
Dijak gets out of the ring. Motions for Lee to do the same. Lee obliges. Dijak tells Keith Lee to stand right there, just outside the ring on the floor. Dijak then walks up to the top of the ramp. Turns to Lee. With a full head of steam, Dijak is running toward Lee. Keith Lee is unfazed. Dijak crashes into Lee. Once again Keith Lee doesn't budge an inch.
Dijak is flabbergasted. He tells Lee to stay right there. Dijak walks back up the ramp, through the backstage area, out the back door and finally onto Halsted Street....... as we go to commercial.
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 18:00:27 GMT -6
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 18:24:00 GMT -6
Back from commercial. Mean Gene is outside with Dijak on Halsted Street.
Mean Gene: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DIJAK?"
Dijak: "I'm gonna get enough momentum, and by the time I finally collide with that big bastard, I'm going to knock him on his big ass."
Meanwhile, Konnan chimes in on commentary:
Konnan: "I can relate to this. Under Obama's wall, you back halfway up the ramp, then charge it, you clear it by like 2 feet. Under Trump's wall, you need to back your ass up all the way to Halsted St. This makes perfect sense to me."
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 18:29:33 GMT -6
Dijak takes off. This is the length of at least 2 football fields. Dijak passes the trucks, catering, dressing rooms, the gorilla, the curtain, the ramp and barrels his way toward Lee. Lee hits him with a Discus Punch. After Dijak somewhat recovers, Lee hits him with this:  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 18:37:01 GMT -6
Dijak is undeterred. Lee doesn't take advantage like he should. It allows Dijak to recover a bit. And Dijak hits Lee with this:  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 19:01:31 GMT -6
Dijak has turned this whole thing around.  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 19:06:39 GMT -6
Dijak clearly appears to have the upper hand at the moment but then this happens......  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 19:12:14 GMT -6
This match is amazing. The overrun on WGN is now at 24 hours. Probably a record.
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 19:14:22 GMT -6
Dijak has pulled out all the stops tonight. This is an unreal move but Keith Lee catches him!!!!  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 19:18:34 GMT -6
Dijak can't fucking believe what just happened.  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 8, 2021 19:51:02 GMT -6
This match has seen a little bit of everything. These guys do things that super heavyweights do. BUT they also do things that many cruiserweights CAN'T do. What a blessing to be able to watch them square off again. Anywho, Keith Lee eventually hits a Doomsault and this match is a wrap.  |
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Apr 8, 2021 20:01:36 GMT -6
These two have fought the world over. Including matches in NEW, AAW, Beyond, Evolve, NXT, PWG, WrestleCircus and tony316pr's facility in Berwyn..... just to name a few. At least one of their matches have been given the coveted 5-Star from Big Guns Dave Meltzer. Pop. |
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Post by November KS on Apr 9, 2021 8:21:18 GMT -6
Coming Saturday..........  Tony Khan was a guest on The View this morning and announced the card for tomorrow night: Ben Carter vs Will Ospreay Asuka vs Anna Jay Plus, Gorilla Monsoon will hold a sit down interview with Bobby The Brain Heenan. Meghan McCain then said something stupid and the show went to commercial. |
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Post by November KS on Apr 9, 2021 18:27:06 GMT -6
UPDATED TOURNAMENT BRACKETS
Super Heavyweight
Left Side
Bobby Duncum vs Jon Moxley
Keith Lee vs Dijak
Right Side
John Studd vs Roman Reigns
MOOSE vs WALTER
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Heavyweight
Left Side
Nick Bockwinkel vs Billy Robinson
Lou Thesz vs Antonio Inoki
Right Side
Verne Gagne vs Tanahashi
Adam Cole vs Eddie Kingston
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5 Star Strap
Left Side
Jushin Thunder Liger vs John Silver
Darby Allin vs Zack Sabre Jr.
Right Side
Jungle Boy vs Jay Lethal Tessa Blanchard
Ben Carter vs Will Ospreay
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Women's
Left Side
Asuka vs Anna Jay
Becky Lynch vs Bayley
Right Side
Chyna vs Britt Baker
Tessa Blanchard vs ? Jade Cargill
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Tag Team
Left Side
Young Bucks vs Santana & Ortiz vs Lucha Bros
Right Side
Mad Dog Vachon & Baron von Raschke vs Crusher & Bruiser vs War Machine
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 16:13:35 GMT -6
Motley Crue's KickStart My Heart is blasting throughout the Chicago Coliseum. Gorilla Monsoon welcomes the TV audience on Channel 44 to the inaugural episode of KickStart: Saturday Night. |
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 16:32:53 GMT -6
Brandi Rhodes has already given the mic to Paul Heyman and he's standing in the middle of the ring.  "My name is....... "JOHNNY HUNGEE!!!!!!"......   |
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 16:46:00 GMT -6
Taylor Swift's "22" starts playing and out comes Anna Jay.
Anna Jay, accompanied by John Silver make their way to the ring.
Without warning, Asuka comes running down the ramp and gives Anna a forearm shiver. She then proceeds to throw her into the guardrail. Asuka picks up Anna by her long beautiful hair and hurls her into the ring steps. Anna is motionless. Herm Schneider comes out to check on her.
Monsoon: "What is Asuka's problem?"
Schiavone: "Right?"
Konnan: "What do you mean what is Asuka's problem?" "Paul E was about to introduce his wrestler and Silver & Anna Jay made the bad decision of interrupting that"
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 17:06:42 GMT -6
Herm Schneider continues to check on Anna Jay. John Silver is inexplicably flexing and thrusting at ringside. Heyman is smirking and Asuka just wants to kill a fool.
Schiavone: "To be honest, I'm a little disappointed we didn't get to see Motley Crue perform KickStart My Heart LIVE tonight"
Konnan: "You shouldn't be. Have you ever heard Vince Neil LIVE?"
Monsoon: "Will you stop?"
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 17:15:40 GMT -6
Schneider eventually gives the green light to the match. The bell rings. Asuka opens the match with a Spinning back fist. She follows that up with a High speed roundhouse to the head. Anna Jay is a complete mess. Asuka applies the ankle lock. Anna Jay somehow makes her way to the ropes and Knox calls for a rope break. Silver continues to flex at ringside.
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 17:19:47 GMT -6
Anna makes her way to her feet, barely. Asuka then delivers a Double knee facebreaker. She follows that up with the Asuka Lock. Knox counts to 3.
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 17:44:39 GMT -6
Next up, Gorilla Monsoon's sit down interview with Bobby The Brain Heenan.
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 18:23:20 GMT -6
 Monsoon: "Hello Brain, how you feeling? You look terrible." Heenan: "How do you think I'm feeling? I have a broken neck. You don't look so great yourself, Monsoon." Monsoon: "That maybe so but at least David Lee Roth didn't kick my head off. Were you surprised how high he could Jump? I thought I heard you saying Somebody Get Me A Doctor after it." Heenan: "I didn't say anything. I was knocked out." Monsoon: "So at that point you were a Little Dreamer?" |
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 18:32:26 GMT -6
Heenan: "Very funny, Monsoon. I'd laugh if my neck didn't hurt so much."
Monsoon: "You're lucky Roth didn't connect a bit more on that jaw or you'd be a real life Ice Cream Man."
Heenan: "Look here four eyes, Roth had no business being out there. You don't see me going onstage and putting him in a figure four every time he goes a little bit off key. Which is quite often by the way."
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 18:50:10 GMT -6
Let's go to commercial sponsored by Victory Auto Wreckers:  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 18:57:56 GMT -6
Monsoon: "How can you say Roth had no business being out there? It was basically 3 on 1 at that point. You even grabbed Knox's leg.
Heenan: "I only grabbed his leg to save him from what Reigns was about to do him."
Monsoon: "Please tell me what Roman was gonna do to him, I'll Wait."
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Post by November KS on Apr 10, 2021 19:04:34 GMT -6
Monsoon: "Look Brain, maybe if you weren't Runnin' With The Devil, these things wouldn't happen to you."
Heenan: "John Studd is a sweet, sweet man"
Monsoon: "I'm guessing you didn't Dance The Night Away on Wednesday"
Heenan: "Who won, dummy?"
Monsoon: "You Really Got Me there, Brain"
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