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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 13:16:28 GMT -6
BREAKING NEWS
It's being reported that Angelina Love contacted KAW about employment opportunities but Tony Khan told her that the Covid virus is bad enough but at least there's a vaccine for it.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 11, 2021 13:42:36 GMT -6
BREAKING NEWSIt's being reported that Angelina Love contacted KAW about employment opportunities but Tony Khan told her that the Covid virus is bad enough but at least there's a vaccine for it.  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 17:41:16 GMT -6
KickStart Main EventBoston's More Than A Feeling starts playing and here comes Ben Carter. Ben Carter makes it halfway down the ramp and then this happens: 
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 17:49:12 GMT -6
Monsoon: "What is wrong with this guy? He has the height, weight, reach, experience, age, big match advantage and he resorts to this?"
Schiavone: "That's Will Ospreay for ya. He's building an empire."
Konnan: "The real problem here is corrupt ass Rick Knox. We've had 2 (twoooooo) entrances interrupted tonight. We've had rock stars mixing it up with managers. People hitting people with horse shoes... though I'm not certain that wasn't for good luck. We're 2 (twoooooo) shows in and Knox has lost any semblance of control."
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 18:08:17 GMT -6
Ospreay continues his assault on Carter with a 540 kick followed by a Handspring Roundhouse. Carter doesn't know if he's in AEW, NXT or KAW at this point.
Controversial referee Rick Knox steps in and signals for somebody to come check on Carter. Here comes Yosh Kawano.
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 18:13:11 GMT -6
Let's go to commercial.....  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 18:43:45 GMT -6
Carter is in bad shape but he tells Kawano & Knox to ring the bell. That's not gonna happen as the special bell ringer cat tonight is none other than Fritzy!!!!
He rings the bell.
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 18:53:13 GMT -6
Carter crawls into the ring. Ospreay bum rushes him. Carter ducks him and drives him face first into the lower buckle.
Carter & Ospreay exchange chops. Carter follows that up with a snap suplex. Carter next gets Ospreay into an STF. Carter is wrenching the fuck out of Ospreay's neck.
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Post by November KS on Apr 11, 2021 19:55:48 GMT -6
The two go back and forth for at least another 10 minutes. Suddenly, Ospreay hits the Pip Pip Cheerio followed by the Running Knee Strike and finally hits the Storm Breaker. 1-2-3
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 12, 2021 9:34:38 GMT -6
Well Dunn.
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Post by November KS on Apr 12, 2021 15:13:14 GMT -6
Here's this week's Unchained card. These are all tournament matches: (Updated brackets below) Adam Cole vs Eddie Kingston Jushin Thunder Liger vs John Silver Bobby Duncum vs Jon Moxley Becky Lynch vs Bayley (Main Event) UPDATED TOURNAMENT BRACKETSSuper HeavyweightLeft SideBobby Duncum vs Jon Moxley Keith Lee vs DijakRight SideJohn Studd vs Roman ReignsMOOSE vs WALTER _____________________________ HeavyweightLeft SideNick Bockwinkel vs Billy Robinson Lou Thesz vs Antonio InokiRight SideVerne Gagne vs TanahashiAdam Cole vs Eddie Kingston _____________________________ 5 Star StrapLeft SideJushin Thunder Liger vs John Silver Darby Allin vs Zack Sabre Jr.Right SideJungle Boy vs Jay Lethal Ben Carter vs Will Ospreay_____________________________ Women'sLeft SideAsuka vs Anna JayBecky Lynch vs Bayley Right SideChyna vs Britt Baker Tessa Blanchard vs ? Jade Cargill _____________________________ Tag TeamLeft SideYoung Bucks vs Santana & Ortiz vs Lucha Bros Right SideMad Dog Vachon & Baron von Raschke vs Crusher & Bruiser vs War Machine |
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Post by November KS on Apr 12, 2021 15:28:17 GMT -6
By the way, I can't ever promise I'll actually do these shows in the timeframe that I'm advertising. This shit is WAY harder than I envisioned but it's fun AF.
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 17:58:50 GMT -6
 For the record, WGN has decided that Unchained is no longer strictly tied to Wednesday nights. It comes on when it wants and ends when it wants. |
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:01:39 GMT -6
Kick asS Wrestling Episode 2.
In The Air Tonight howls throughout the Amphitheatre & out comes Adam Cole, Britt Baker & Jim Cornette. Otherwise known as The Experience.
All 3 are standing in the ring as Guilty by Gravity Kills rips throughout the building and out comes Eddie Kingston.
Kingston makes a beeline for Cole upon entering the ring.
Adam Cole: "Whoa, WHOA there, King. We here in The Experience have no beef with you. Well at least Jim & I don't.
I gotta tell you Eddie, when I first joined this business, they told me my mic skills kinda sucked. "They" told me I needed to work on that if I were to ever succeed. So you know what I did? I went back and studied the likes of Mick Foley, CM Punk, and YOU Eddie."
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:05:45 GMT -6
Cole continues: "None of us here have a problem with you. You've been an inspiration in many ways to me. Jim likes your work. Now Britt.... that's a little different. She doesn't really like you to be honest & I can't do a lot about that."
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:13:50 GMT -6
Cole yet again: "I know you have some history with Santana & Ortiz. They're not here tonight as they're getting ready for their massive tag team match but I feel we can make them understand why The Experience would like to see you join our ranks."
Konnan: Says to Gorilla, Tony & the viewing audience: "Good luck with that"
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:20:10 GMT -6
Eddie Kingston responds: "You know what Cole? That was very well reasoned. I've always enjoyed you & Corny. What do you propose?"
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:25:38 GMT -6
Cole: "Just lay down and let Knox count 1-2-3". After that, you can go for any title you want other than whatever I'm currently fighting for and the entirety of The Experience will have your back forever.
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:34:43 GMT -6
Kingston: "Excellent, let's do this." Kingston lays on his back in the middle of the ring. Knox counts.....1 ....2.......
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Post by November KS on Apr 13, 2021 19:56:20 GMT -6
<out of character> randomone once admonished me (in other words yelled at me) to learn my wrestling history. This thread is an ode to that cat and he better be proud of the progress I'm making!
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 15:25:27 GMT -6
Kingston: "Excellent, let's do this." Kingston lays on his back in the middle of the ring. Knox counts.....1 ....2....... ........ 2 and a half......2 and 3/4........ Kingston throws Cole off of him!!! Cole leaps to his feet, throws his arms out to each side and asks Eddie, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Kingston responds, "You say you learned a lot from my promos.. (SLAP! Kingston slaps Cole across the face)... but you must not have been paying enough attention.. (SLAP!).... or else you would've known that.... (SLAP!) I would never lay down like a little bitch!" Cole puts his hands in front of him (in the please don't hurt me type of way) and slithers back into the corner, begging Kingston to stop slapping the shit out of him. Cornette starts yelling at Knox about a slow count. They're arguing back and forth. Cole then gives Kingston an eye poke with Knox distracted. Cole gives Eddie a kick to the gut and throws Kingston into the rope as Eddie stumbles his way and lands on his knees with his face hanging over the second rope facing the audience. Britt walks up to him and SLAP!s him across the face as Knox is still going at it with Cornette. |
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 15:47:18 GMT -6
Kingston finally gets to his feet. Cole immediately hits him with a backstabber.
Konnan: "Ironic"
Monsoon: "Don't ya think?"
Schiavone: *breaks into song* "It's like Raiiiiinnnn...."
Adam Cole turns to the hard cam and proclaims "Adam Cole BAY BAY!!!"
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 15:59:43 GMT -6
Kingston struggles to his feet. Cole then nails a superkick. Cole goes for the quick pin. 1....2.... Kingston kicks out. Kingston gets to his feet again. Cole hits him with a Leaping Enzuigiri. Kingston tries to get back up but can only get one knee underneath him. He's trying to get his faculties back but as he's shaking off the cobwebs, Cole hits him with the Last Shot. Cole goes for the cover and Knox counts to 3. Let's go to commercial.  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 16:50:33 GMT -6
Back from commercial and Paul Heyman is standing in the ring. "My name is........" "JOHNNY HUNGEE!!"  |
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 16:56:18 GMT -6
"Can someone please come and get your little kid?" says Heyman.
This is the second show in a row that John Silver has interrupted Heyman.
Silver makes his way to the ring.
AC/DC's Thunderstruck fills the arena. Out comes Jushin Thunder Liger. The capacity crowd in Chicago is going wild.
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 17:04:26 GMT -6
Rick Knox calls for the bell. Silver & Heyman are mouthing off to each other. Liger comes up to Silver, hits the Crash Thunder Blaster and this 1st round match-up is OVER.
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 17:24:16 GMT -6
Big Bad Bobby Duncum vs Jon Moxley is up next. Dirty White Boy by Foreigner resonates throughout the Amphitheatre as Duncum makes his way to the ring accompanied by Big John Studd and a neck-braced Bobby The Brain Heenan.
Moxley is out next to Billy Joel's You May Be Right.
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 18:20:38 GMT -6
Rick Knox calls for the bell and the two hook up. Moxley gets Duncum in a headlock and is wrenching the absolute fuck out of Bobby's neck. Not sure if you can say that on WGN.
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 18:22:41 GMT -6
Moxley eventually let's go of the hold and administers a Pendulum Lariat. Duncum Sr. is shook.
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Post by November KS on Apr 14, 2021 18:32:07 GMT -6
Duncum Sr gets to his feet and Moxley hits a Running Bulldog. This might be it. Mox goes for the cover but Duncum kicks out at 2.
Bobby Heeanan starts yelling at Knox but has to cut it short as his neck is apparently killing him still from the Roth Kick.
Out of nowhere, Big John Studd hits the Studd Muffin on Moxley.
Konnan: "We haven't seen this type of Studd Muffin since Kaitlyn Jenner in 2017"
Gorilla: "Will you stop?"
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