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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 20:48:01 GMT -6
 That is great. Shit pills? Imodium or something similar. When you have five dudes drinking, eating, and generally destroying themselves for ten days, you prepare ahead of time. Happy Hour raw shrimp special?!?!?! WHY WOULDN'T WE?!?!?! |
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Post by Hawg Ass on Mar 27, 2014 20:49:35 GMT -6
I don't recall shatting myself, but right after I had moved up here I was out late and all pissed up. Had to be up at 7 to go to the Badger game. I was living with my future wife at her moms house, we had a room in the basement. Because I am lazy I used to go use the tubs in the basement to take a leeak all the time instead of climbing the stairs. This special night all drunk and kind of sleep walking, I woke my soon to be wife up as she heard water running. She leaned down at the end of the bed and turned on the light, there I was in all my glory pissing all over the dresser. She started to get up and yell at me and I just turned and went to sleep. Needless to say the room was a tad bit pissy the next morning.  |
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Post by Kirkwoodref on Mar 27, 2014 20:53:34 GMT -6
OK, I have shit myself half a time or one time when I was 17. Not sure how you judge it. I was at WalMart and felt the bubbling of a monster shit. My stomach was in knots and knew bad things were about to go down. I needed home field advantage so WalMart bathroom was a no-go. I swiftly waddled with a clenched asshole to my car and booked the 10 minute ride home. I race into the house with clenched asshole and open the door to the bathroom. My asshole sensing the comforts of it's surroundings unclenches and I feel a log pushing out and pinch off. I rip off my pants and boxers and finish off the job in the toilet. Half my shit went into my pants and the other into the toilet. Judge that however you may.  |
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 20:57:31 GMT -6
Both of my times were much worse than anything any of you mentioned and I refuse to go into detail. I will say that both times clothes were thrown away, a sewer may have been clogged, and a shower was an absolute necessity afterwards.
Despite the horrendous details, nobody else knew.
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 21:04:02 GMT -6
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 21:06:35 GMT -6
We got #TeamGrobber trending! Hahahahahaha. Hopefully he sees it as support. I still wish Les owned up to it, but he just sneaked out the back.
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 21:19:48 GMT -6
Mac was pretty funny on that Deadspin clip. He said the studio didn't smell all that bad to him and he was kind of disappointed in that. |
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 22:45:07 GMT -6
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 22:47:57 GMT -6
Les is in, and he'll be on at midnight. I think I'm forcing myself to stay up for a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2014 22:50:12 GMT -6
I'm there with you
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 22:54:16 GMT -6
12:01 "Yeah, so I shit myself. Rick Reuschel shit himself like 20 times. I have the only recording. It was back in 1981. We were at County Stadium. Rick had an undercooked brat and an overload of secret stadium sauce. These things happen."
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 23:06:54 GMT -6
I picture Grobber sitting there like the dad in Friday. Spraying. "I'm in the studio Adam, hiding from a barking ass Deadspin!"
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 23:09:02 GMT -6
Les is totally no selling this deal.
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 23:10:53 GMT -6
I wonder if it was just the smell or if there was any splatter?
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 23:11:55 GMT -6
Les is totally no selling this deal. He's going to do some type of shitty teaser about eventually discussing a Deadspin article. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2014 23:13:07 GMT -6
So who is calling in to hijack Score Overnight?
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 23:17:32 GMT -6
So who is calling in to hijack Score Overnight? I don't think I have it in me right now. If you'll pardon the expression. |
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 23:28:55 GMT -6
See, this is why I once asked about - in another time and another life - whether hosts have their own chair or share chairs. It's an imporatant question.
Guys I would never share a chair with:
Mully
McNeil
Speigel
Boers
Les
Guys I MIGHT think about sharing a chair with:
Hanley
Bernstein
Lawrence
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 23:30:27 GMT -6
So who is calling in to hijack Score Overnight? As soon as you posted this, I put together a whole bit about Opening Day. Wrigley still being a dump, the neighborhood crapping on development plans, etc. But I like Les too much, and I'm cashed. |
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2014 23:32:41 GMT -6
See, this is why I once asked about - in another time and another life - whether hosts have their own chair or share chairs. It's an imporatant question. Guys I would never share a chair with: Mully McNeil Speigel Boers Les Guys I MIGHT think about sharing a chair with: Hanley Bernstein Lawrence Laurence is one guy that should definitely leave the Les occurrence alone. |
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2014 23:34:01 GMT -6
"The Les Occurrence" |
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Post by November KS on Apr 1, 2014 14:16:56 GMT -6
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 1, 2014 14:19:03 GMT -6
That is disturbing.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 29, 2014 12:52:54 GMT -6
"I'm not a racist!" The second you say "I'm not racist" you let everyone know you're racist.
Hahahahahaha.
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Post by November KS on Apr 29, 2014 12:58:10 GMT -6
I'm very tempted to listen to this show today. I'll have to podcast it though. It's gonna be off the charts.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 29, 2014 13:08:58 GMT -6
I'm very tempted to listen to this show today. I'll have to podcast it though. It's gonna be off the charts. It's outstanding. I've also begged Bernstein to NOT yell at people. Let them talk and show their ass. |
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 29, 2014 13:10:45 GMT -6
Don't ever hire Phil from Cole Taylor Law Firm. I'm dying over here.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 15, 2014 10:06:21 GMT -6
Boers and Bernstein did not win their time slot for the first time since 2011.
My ReVolution was the impetus for this decline!
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Post by Hawg Ass on May 15, 2014 10:14:35 GMT -6
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Post by November KS on May 23, 2014 12:28:54 GMT -6
Caption this:  |
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