Movie Stuff

Never done trivia nights?!?! Too boring knowing all the answers?

Best trivia night team from the board:
Randomone
Droppin
Speeps
OKC

Apologies to the rest of us.

I haven't watched one movie on that list. I'm old.

I just read through that list again. I'm firing up Chat GPT and writing a movie script. It can't be that fucking hard.

I kind of wish you put "Rochelle, Rochelle" in the list just to see if we were paying attention. 

Saack Lunch?

Title: Keyboard Warriors

Logline: When a group of passionate wrestling fans take their online feud to the real world, they discover the true meaning of friendship and rivalry.

Synopsis:

Meet the members of the Wrestling Forum, a global community of armchair critics, statisticians, and conspiracy theorists. For years, they've bonded over their love for professional wrestling, diving deep into every storyline, match, and backstage rumor.

But something's changed. Lately, the Forum has become a battleground, with heated debates turning into personal attacks and legal threats. Some members have even formed alliances and feuds, taking their virtual animosity to social media and beyond.

One day, a young wrestler named Travis Hammer shows up at a local indie show, looking for feedback and support. To his surprise, he finds himself face to face with some of his most vocal critics from the Forum, including his bitter rival, "Mr. Smart Mark" and his number one fan, "Nerdvana."

At first, the encounter is awkward and tense, with both sides taking shots at each other's taste and knowledge. But as the night goes on, Travis and the Keyboard Warriors start to see each other as real people, with dreams, doubts, and fears.

As Travis tries to climb the ranks of the wrestling world, he finds out that his new friends can be his greatest allies or worst enemies. One wrong move, one botched match, and he could become the target of their wrath.

Meanwhile, the Forum itself is going through a major crisis, as a mysterious hacker starts leaking personal information and compromising photos of its members. As rumors and accusations fly, the Keyboard Warriors must come together to find out who's behind the attack and what their motives are.

In the end, the Keyboard Warriors learn that wrestling, like life, is not just about winning or losing, but about the bonds you create along the way. They might still argue and disagree, but they do it with respect and camaraderie. And that, in many ways, is the true magic of pro wrestling.

Key themes: online culture, wrestling fandom, social media, wrestling business, rivalry, friendship, loyalty, cyberbullying.

Target audience: wrestling fans, internet users, geeks, millennials, Gen Z.

Potential cast: John Cena, Ronda Rousey, Jon Moxley, Xavier Woods, Zack Sabre Jr., Becky Lynch, Kevin Owens, Paige, Mick Foley (as a moderator), The Elite (as cameos).

Director: Edgar Wright (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Baby Driver)

Writer: Max Landis (Wrestling Isn't Wrestling, Chronicle)

Producers: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Stephen Amell, Cathy Kelley.

Inspired by a true story.

Speeps, that was outstanding. All I think left is you need a spot for Meltzer and god DAMNnnnnn Cornette

No Hard Feelings

Jennifer Lawrence hits a guy with a Saito Suplex on the beach, naked

You’re welcome

It’s not that funny of a movie, it has its moments, but that was certainly a highlight

Italian Job would be another.

Could easily be swapped with Pretty Woman depending on the day.  

So I double featured Barbenheimer

Oppenheimer is the best movie I’ve seen this year

Barbie could be the funniest so far. I was very skeptical when it was announced, but they leaned into it perfectly. The fact that Republican dumbasses are offended by this movie shows a lot about them than the actual film. Which isn’t shocking at all.